Jerry Reese Called Out a Reporter to Bring Him Facts and Ended Up Getting Dunked On

 

I’m 30,000 feet in the air en route to Costa Rica, but this could not wait.

Remember when Jerry Reese practically threw a fit at Jordan Ranaan for the latter claiming his picks’ failed more than anyone else’s?

Well, I imagine Reese immediately regretted getting so snippy with the media. It wasn’t enough for John Mara to publicly stick his neck out for you and back you, you had to try (and fail miserably) to stick up for yourself. Definitely not a smart move to challenge any person in this day and age with a computer or Smart Phone to uncover information that in fact is quite tangible.

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Ranaan’s data concluded the Giants ranked a lowly 28th amongst NFL teams for late round “hits.” I’m sure the term hit was define pretty loosely too. So as Jerry Reese lies in a pool of his own blood gasping for air after the mortal wound that a known Reese supporter delivered, Mike Sando just came to put him out of his misery.

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STOP THE FIGHT!!!!
Even the professional reporters are completely merciless. Throwing Jerry Reese right to the wolves. Giants fans have been clamoring for this guy’s head for years now. The sacrificial lambs are all gone Jerry. First Gilbride took the hit, then Fewell and now TC. There’s not a soul left in this organization to pin your mess on.

Just think about that for a moment. We rank behind Cleveland, the quarterback wasteland of the league. We rank behind the Jets, our crosstown rival and former dumpster fire. We rank behind the Redskins, who shipped THREE first round picks for a first round pick who was active as a backup for ONE FREAKING GAME THIS YEAR.

I imagine Reese as Danny McBride in Pineapple Express, the guy who got shot like 6 times in the torso and is just barely alive. Somehow he is still functioning, but just losing a ton of blood doing so. The sharks are gathering Jerry.

If you’re John Mara, you just need to show Reese to the door right now. There’s now irrefutable evidence Jerry Reese is not only a bad GM, but may in fact be the worst.

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You have my permission to die now.

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